And the Human of the Year Award goes to... *drumroll*

""I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut.""~Mitch Hedberg

Now as he said, I can't imagine where not getting a receipt for a doughnut being that incredibly detrimental that I'd go storming into my nearest Dunkin' Donuts and causing a big scene over it.  I mean really?  They forgot to get me a receipt, oh well!  It's not like I can return the doughnut if I'm not satisfied or whatever.  Well I mean I could return it one way or another, but not in the condition I purchased it in, and I doubt you'd even be able to tell it at one time used to be a doughnut without doing some super high tech science-y type stuff, which would probably cost eleventy bajillion times more than the cost of the doughnut to begin with.

Well apparently, Dunkin' Donuts has a policy which states that if you do not get a receipt with your order, your order is free.  And I'm sure there's people who take advantage of this because they want free stuff, and are lame. Not lame for wanting free stuff, but lame for scamming the system.

So recently at a DD location in Florida, this self-entitled twat waffle Taylor Chapman walks into a Dunkin' Donuts, puts the poor guy behind the counter "on video surveillance" and proceeds to use extremely "colorful" language, while verbally assaulting some employees, using racist slurs (even calling one employee a "complete cunt sand ni**er whore"), not only to the employees but customers as well... all because she didn't get a receipt for doughnuts or whatever.  Here's an article with a link to the actual video so you can see for yourself.  I will warn you, it is NOT safe for work, or to watch around young children, and you should probably find something to put under your chin to cushion its fall to the floor.

The evidence!

Now, I know... and I mean I know that stuff like this should not surprise me. I've had this conversation with myself before about how I should stop letting things surprise me because every time something really shocks or surprises me, something else will come along not too long after and top that.  EVERY TIME!!! It never fails.  But I will admit I was a bit taken back by her ummm... lovely attitude.  All over not getting a receipt.  I could maybe understand her outrage if she found like... a used condom in her doughnut or something.  But all this over not getting a receipt??  *boggle*

Now if you made it the whole way through the video, you probably had some of the same thoughts as me.

"What does having any sort of degree have to do with the issue?"
"What exactly did she hope to accomplish by her threats and demeanor over the issue?"
"Is Facebook the new FBI or something?"
Or maybe something closer to the effect of:
"Why oh why did her mother not just swallow instead?" or
"Dear Lord, please do not let this waste of air reproduce, thank you! Amen."

Truth be told I actually feel pretty bad for her parents if they're decent people.  I mean, decent people can end up raising monsters for children.  Or maybe they're just as vile as her?  Who knows.  Either way she's a pretty disgusting example for a human being, and a very good example of how NOT to act in public.

I'm telling you what though, those workers there deserve a raise or something.  There is no way... I mean no way in hell I would have been that calm, cool and collected with her speaking to me that way.  At the very least I would have told her "Ma'am, when you can speak to me like a respectable human being, I would be more than happy to help you. But until then, I shall help this gentleman behind you... and get that camera out of my face, kthx."  Then, if it continued, I'd ask her to leave, which she probably wouldn't, and then I'd have to call the police... all while I'm mentally punching her in the throat (twat waffles like her aren't worth prison time over). There's no way I would have been so accommodating to her while treating me and my fellow employees like that.

But really... is this what society is coming to?  I'm pretty sure if I EVER pulled anything like this, even being 32 years old, both of my parents would knock my teeth out of my mouth at the very minimum.  So Taylor, get over yourself.  You're no better than anyone else, nor deserving, and stop sucking up all my oxygen... your head doesn't need to be any more inflated than it already is.  Oh, and make sure you swallow, the world sure as hell doesn't need any more people like you.  Kthx. <3