Greetings and salutations!!

Ahhh after so much time here it is!  My blog.  My sweet, sweet blog.  My very own space to write whatever I want, speak my mind, vent, share in humiliating situations, things I find hilarious and want to share with you all, etc.  I realize to start off this will actually be more like talking to myself until more of you wonderful people discover my little corner of the internet, but I will speak to all you future awesome people anyway.

So here's the deal.  I am going to be writing about many things.  I will be writing about everything from current events, to some idiot that just cut me off on the highway, to the lady at the register that actually believed I was going to pay for my gas with a million dollar bill saying "oh.. umm... do you have anything smaller? If I gave you everything in the store it wouldn't amount to enough for change", to me locking my keys in the house.  Silly things my friends say / do, and possibly one day I will able to include sharing interesting stories involving my future family (as I'm currently not married nor do I have any minions... er I mean children of my own). I will share funny memories, humiliating stories (involving myself and other people... I mean, because I would never do anything humiliating *hairflip*).

Keep in mind also that while I will probably do a bit of "ranting" about average everyday type stuff and then some, my usual style involves a lot of satire, snark, sarcasm and occasional swearing... the 4 S's.  I will occasionally partake in the use of redundant sentences or statements to get a point across.  I am not an English major, but I try my best to use proper punctuation, grammar, etc and not butcher the English language.  I am not racist, prejudiced, sexist, nor do I have anything against any religion or political affiliation.

That being said, if you are easily offended please go away (see I even said please!).  You could ask anyone that knows me, I am not an angry nor hateful person.  Surprisingly I'm quite the opposite.  I am very warm-hearted, kind and considerate of others and their feelings (unless the person is one of those idiotic hypocrite-like self entitled douchenozzles, in which case they probably need to be offended and said person needs to get over themselves and get a helmet). 

If as time goes on you like what I have to say / how I have to say it, or even if you don't... leave a message or comment!  As long as you're not being an idiotic hypocritical racist douchenozzle, I welcome any and all feedback, good and bad and will leave it up.  If you see an article / current event / have an experience you would like my take on please let me know!  I actually enjoy hearing other people's points of view, perspectives, perceptions, beliefs, etc.  I believe that being open minded to other things that are not necessarily what you believe, and being able to at least try to see the other person's perspective, makes you a richer and better person.